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Los periódicos constituyen una herramienta indispensable y de gran utilidad para la gente. Por ejemplo, ¿acaso han intentado usted matar un mosquito con un teclado, o castigar al perro en el hocico con la pantalla de la computadora? Eso no importa que no lo lea, el periódico será siempre el mejor aliado en todos los momentos de la vida. A continuación algunos de los usos del periódico, dedicado a usted señor que ocupa dos horas el baño leyendo las noticias, riendo con Mafalda y haciendo crucigramas:

USOS DOMESTICOS:
1. Madurar aguacates, mamones y otras plantas comestibles.
2. Recoger la basura.
3. Limpiar los vidrios.
4. Envolver el pesebre.
5. Alinear las patas de la mesa/sillón/champañera coja.
6. Empacar los platos en la mudanza.
7. Tapizar la jaula del pájaro.
8. Recoger la mierda del perro.
9. Cubrir los muebles y el piso antes de pintar.
10. Evitar que se meta el agua debajo de la puerta.
11. De protector en el piso de la cochera si el auto gotea aceite.
12. Matar moscas y demás insectos.
13. En época de crisis Económica: Como papel de baño, aunque algo duro, da el mismo efecto y nada quita la satisfaccion de limpiarte el culo con la cara de Bush, Nicanor D. Frutos o algún político del orto.

USOS EDUCATIVOS:
1. Castigar al perro en el hocico cuando se orina en la casa, caga en el banco y vomita en el auto. (verídico)
2. Recortar letras y fotos para las tareas de los niños.
3. Elaborar títeres o piñatas.
4. Hacer barcos de papel y sombreros homosexuales.
5. Arrancarle en el pedacito en blanco de arriba para anotar números de teléfono.

USOS COMERCIALES:
1. Ensanchar zapatos.
2. Rellenar los bolsos para que conserven su forma.
3. Envolver carne.
4. Empacar clavos, tornillos y focos de la ferretería.
5. Hacer un sombrero de pintor. (esto me parece que lo repetí)
6. Dar trabajo a voceadores y periodistas. 3p
7. Envolver flores.
8. Cortar moldes de modistas y sastres.

USOS FESTIVOS:
1. Para prender la parrilla.
2. Rellenar los regalos sorpresa.
3. Fabricar el embudo de mago que desaparece el agua.

OTROS USOS:
1. Como cojín en el parque.
2. Hacer bolitas y pegarles a los compañeros de clase.
3. Como paraguas para que la lluvia finita no dañe el peinado.
4. Para que “los malos”, en las películas, escondan el revolver..
5. Para agrandarnos los pechos o el bulto segun la sexualidad de cada uno.
6. Para esconderse detrás de él cuando no quieres que te vean.

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